this makes me sad :( mainly because i want you to be devoted and focused on your actual girlfriend. thank you for your kind compliments.
while i was sleeping last night, i guess i slept with my arm wrapped somehow around my head causing all the blood to rush to my hand. this resulted in my arm falling asleep and made my hand feel like it was fake, an absolutely terrifying experience. i then had to put it straight up in the air so the blood would drain back up my arm. i still don’t know if this was real or not because i am such a deep sleeper.
what the actual fuck.
seamless victoria secret thongs.
what am i doing with my life?